how classic dealers can get you

["jerry hesch" <jerryhesch@xxxxxxxx>]

A TAKE OFF ON ROGER'S PLEA TO END THE CROOKED THREAD

Imperial folks,
with your
deft digits
on computers 
do stroke.
We're straying off 
the two lane blacktop
amidst 
the smokey backdrop
of  Imperial angst, and tread 
onto the shoulder with this thread
which needs 
ever swiftly
to be put to bed.  
The gravel is flying
the club is crying
end it,
end it, 
please end it 
by trying
to vision;
with beauty and color and bows 
to wrap up the crooked dealer
in enlighteded pricing
and honesty,
coax passion for sharing 
our Imperial endeavors.

Beware
the Imperial is about to lose control
with a crooked customer
a crooked axle 
and this crooked car body thread. 
Let loyal imperial pride
invite
compassion and honesty
to
end the plight 
of this burgeoning strife.
I plead,
take note my honest Imperialists
this petulant need 
please, 
please, take Roger's heed.
End this crooked thread
end it by sunset tonight.
Not another crooked twist 
n turn around this crooked bend
lest Jerry53 rambles, 
rants and rages
in gasps and moans.
Sunset beckons
we're out of time.
Please Jerry,
not another awful rhyme, 
when Dick and Roger
Kerry n Brad
and other Imperial sages 
must drag his un-Iimperial ____
right off these pages.

 

Folks, we're straying off the two lane blacktop onto the
> shoulder with this thread.  The gravel is flying and the
> Imperial is about to lose control.
> 
> Let's wrap up the crooked dealer crooked customer crooked
> car body thread by sunset tonight.
> 
> --Roger van Hoy